Call Me Rotten Tomatoes

In my free time, I take my films and TV shows far too seriously. Especially adaptations. If a story exists in multiple versions, I will watch all of them and form strong opinions, even when the media itself is clearly not asking for that level of attention. At this point, critiquing has become second nature. I will analyze a movie or show, whether it deserves it or not, and I will absolutely talk about it.

Adaptations are my favorite kind of rabbit hole. Watching the same story told again and again makes it impossible not to compare. Sometimes this is done intentionally, and other times it happens out of pure boredom, like the time I watched every available adaptation of Anne of Green Gables just to see which one did it best. Comparing versions sharpens how I think about storytelling and forces me to notice details I would otherwise miss, even in the most unserious productions.

What makes this habit fun is that there is no academic pressure attached to it. There is no thesis to defend and no need to sound polished. I get to sharpen my analytical skills through something I already love, which means critique feels less like work and more like a personality trait. Over time, casual watching turns into close reading, whether I plan for it or not.

Even when a movie or show is clearly meant to be light, messy, or completely forgettable, I still find myself questioning creative choices and talking through plot decisions long after the credits roll. Yapping through a critique is just how I process stories. Whether I am watching something critically acclaimed or something I picked at random, I am always watching closely, forming opinions, and having a lot to say about it.

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